Wikipedia defines a Bridezilla as a difficult, unpleasant perfectionist bride.
Ladies and gentleman, I introduce
Mamma-zilla!
No bite from a radio active spider, no nuclear exposure, not even a vampire bite.
It happened so slowly, it began with one innocent trip to the bridal show. Then 8 copies of bridal magazines. Three bridal shops, 3 fittings. Then there was the 4 hours spent shopping for the perrrfect font to use on the invitations. 6 possible stamps – noooo we couldn’t use the FREAKING FOREVER stamp!
A melt down with the DJ contract….. and before I knew it…. I had become a monster!!!!
Here is hoping we all survive the next 4 weeks.
OMG Lisa ... You are hilarious!!! I love you guys! :) LOL
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